Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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