Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
