I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.