I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS