brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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