they need to just BURY HIM!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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