if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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