You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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