yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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