to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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