im drinking this country out of the recession.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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