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you win
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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