It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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