So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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