google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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