Dual....:-)
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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