Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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