She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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