Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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