We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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