kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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