Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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