Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize