just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
His nipple licking is glorious
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