Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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