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  Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed

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• (516): View more from New York

  I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  We just fucked each other sober. #goteam

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