After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I am available for nakedness
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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