i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
I hate when you're right.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY