Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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