and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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