when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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