what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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