when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low