i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off