She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.