i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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