At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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