Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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