my sisters under your porch take her home
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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