Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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