Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize