remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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