I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.