Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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