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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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