so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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