That's intense
I'm going to jail i love you
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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