Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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