Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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