Pappa wants mamma naked
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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