come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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