haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day