My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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